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Joke of the Day
"The only way I'm listening to a voicemail is if I think the pizza guy is lost"
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"My wife has developed a fetish with salad items... Earlier today she spent an hour trying to force a lettuce into my ass. And that was just the tip of the iceburg"
"I entered 10 puns into a contest last week. Do you know how many won? No pun in ten did."
"What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it."
"A far right party wins an election in Germany with 60% of the vote. I did nazi that coming"
"What kind of lizard can run the mafia? The Iguanodon"
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar n."
"You know the 4 quarters Lebron joke, how about the Dirk one? I asked Dirk for change for a dollar; he gave me 4 quarters and a dime. He always gives any extra 10%."
"Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way"