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Joke of the Day

"A woman is pulled over for speeding Cop: May I ask you why were you speeding? Woman: That is not possible, I think that Russians hacked your speedometer"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !"

"In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen."

"What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party? A turn up"

"""And you don't want hairy hands, now do you? Oh! And googling 'it' will make you go blind..okay! Mommy loves you."" - Sis at her 9 year old."

"I like cheese Just like cheese man"

"What do you call an aligator in a vest? investigator"

"Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?"

"School in US would be 10 times easier if we use metric system, 12 times harder if we don't."

"[At the register] ""Find everything ok?"" ""No I figured I'd get in line, pay for just a few things, then start the process all over again."""