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Joke of the Day

"A woman is pulled over for speeding Cop: May I ask you why were you speeding? Woman: That is not possible, I think that Russians hacked your speedometer"

"Never feel like you're too small to make a difference. After all, a tiny raisin has the ability to RUIN EVERYTHING ITS BAKED IN."

"During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information."

"*checks WebMD* Holy crap, I need an ambulance! *checks insurance deductible* Nevermind, I'll just take a vitamin or something."

"It's difficult to be romantic when your dog always eats the trail of McNuggets leading to the bedroom."

"You know why women are bad at parking? Because they are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."

"An Indian diabetic wasn't following his diet... You could say that he was naan-compliant."

"him: what did you do all day? *steps aside to reveal 12 cats taped together* Me: it's a purrrramid!"

"What do you call it when a DJ doesn't wear a period appropriate costume? Era Error"

"What's the weather like in the ghetto? A little muggy."