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Joke of the Day

"What do you get from an overly pampered cow? Spoiled milk."

"What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? You can sleep with a light on."

"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? *Attire.*"

"A guy walks into a Barr... and Roseanne's like, ""Hey! Watch where you're going!"""

"What's the difference between Geno Smith and a porn star? Nothing, they both suck dick. As a Jets fan it hurts to say. But it's been kind of true."

"Hey babies, I can do 12 push-ups. Impressed? Doap. Typo, meant babes. Impressed? No? Oh. Well then. Impressed babies?"

"hah woops!! someone asked me what's up, i tried to say ""not much"" and ""just chillin"" at the same time, accidentally said ""hitler was cool""!!"

"I'm not saying I hate you but if you were on fire I'd bring sticks and marshmallows."

"A man sued an airline for misplacing his luggage. He unfortunately lost his case."

"Why are Dutch people so tall? The short ones drowned in the floods"