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Joke of the Day

"1.How does a elephant hide in the jungle? 2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle? 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples."

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose ""B."""

"poor guy. The cashier seemed to appreciate that I bagged my own groceries... Until I unpacked them all & said, ""That's how I want you to do it."""

"What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot? Gutterfingers!"

"Remember not to laugh at your ex wife's choices. You were one of them."

"GOP Debate Donald Trump has a big dick. Donald Trump implied that Marco Rubio had a tiny penis Ted Cruz ate a booger THE ARISTOCRATS!!!"

"When you add the same thing to both sides of an equation, it remains true. Therefore, since 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then 'progress' is the opposite of 'Congress'."

"If I were Brian Cranston every day I'd drive to Jiffy Lube & say ""I dunno it just seems to be braking bad!"" Then we would laugh & do meth."

"Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!"

"LPT: Never trust anyone who says ""trust me"". Trust me on this."