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Joke of the Day

"1.How does a elephant hide in the jungle? 2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle? 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples."

"What do you call a horny lightbulb? Illumi-naughty. ;)"

"In biblical times, I would have given your dad so many goats for you."

"The full time football result is in: Real Madrid - 4... Surreal Madrid - fish"

"U.S announces ""Biggest boom in terrorism since 9/11"". ... The prophets are going through the roof."

"The fight against Hilary and Donald If Hilary wins a door to women's rights will be opened and if Donald Trump won the there won't be anyone to open that door"

"Rednecks What do you call a redneck virgin? A 10 year old girl who can run faster than her brother and father"

"The day I let a dog make decisions for me ....Is the day I go blind."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racists."

"Can I program my dvr to delete Whitney but keep the funny commercials?"