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Joke of the Day

"Whats long and black and hard to cut into? The line at KFC"

"Have you heard the joke about the happy roman? He was glad he ate her."

"What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common? They both contain high amounts of trans fats. Edit: Omg guys! I didn't expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show a deer how it's done."

"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but she charges me extra for weird stuff"

"Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms!"

"New egg is so Corny (Have they always done this) http://oi61.tinypic.com/33kak2a.jpg"

"What never eats at thanks giving? A turkey. Because it's always stuffed."

"Pink Panther was looking for his friend's apartment. He drives into a street and suddenly drives out. It was a Dead-end. Dead-end. Dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-end dead-ennnnd..."

"Two fish were in a tank, and one said to the other: ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""