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Joke of the Day

"What never eats at thanks giving? A turkey. Because it's always stuffed."

"I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance."

"It's SO ADORABLE when my kid's fish sleeps upside down. Because that's what it's doing. Sleeping upside down. At least until I go to Petco."

"After Paris my Airbnb host tried to say I stained her sheets & headboard w/ hair dye, but the gag is I don't wear hair to bed."

"Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom? He nose what he's doing"

"What's the difference between my bed and my imagination? You aren't naked in my bed."

"So I hear they're building a new Cloud City... In orLANDO Florida."

"Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop? Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away."

"There are 3 types of students in my school. Those that are good at maths and those that are bad."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea? because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels."