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Joke of the Day

"Hello I'm Janardhan and I just had sex with a hedgehog. It was a little prickly at first but then I stopped masturbating and just went for it."

"Ray Rice and Janay Rice go together..... like peanut butter..and whatever punches peanut butter in the face"

"Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems? Because they have trouble taking a Wii."

"My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring..."

"I have a joke my life"

"What's the best part about going to a holocaust museum? Free fap material"

"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my pants?"" ""Over there by mine"" was not the answer I was expecting."

"What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub? [removed]"

"Did you hear about the guy who used 20% of his right not to incriminate himself? He plead the Fifth!"

"Accidentally got two shots of hand sanitizer so if you need me I'll be rubbing my hands together for the rest of my life."