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Joke of the Day

"During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, ""where should I put my pants?"" ""Over there by mine"" was not the answer I was expecting."

"Apparently the local fruit fly is a smoker..... She goes out every night for a drag."

"A big difference between men and women Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."

"*wear sunscreen* *go up to a guy named Ray and punch him in the nose* *now laugh because sunscreen protects you from ultra violent Rays*"

"What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player? A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury."

"What do you do when you stub your toe? Call a ""toe"" truck."

"i had sex with your mother you see? it's funny because it's true"

"The girl I met last week said she wanted a guy who was ""funny and spontaneous"" I showed up at her kitchen window late at night wearing a clown suit and suddenly it's all panic and screaming..."

"Me and my friends started a band called 1,023 Megabytes... We haven't gotten a gig yet."

"As a male college student, the only thing that's disappearing faster than my money... is my Kleenex."