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Joke of the Day

"Ray Rice and Janay Rice go together..... like peanut butter..and whatever punches peanut butter in the face"

"Everyone should know at least how to fish... So everyone needs learn to be a master baiter."

"So this guy with premature ejaculation... ...just comes out of no where!"

"Oh you got ""Swag""? Don't forget to put that on your Burger King Application."

"This morning, I accidentally put redbull instead of water in my coffee After 15 mins of driving I realized I forgot home my car"

"I tried tap dancing once... ... I kept falling in the sink."

"Why did it take three burly Boy Scouts to help the old lady across the street? Because she didn't want to go."

"I can accomplish great things if I apply myself... At least that's what a high school guidance counselor with a shit job and a bottle of whiskey in his desk told me once."

"I'm not a Christian... But as a gay man I wouldn't object to being nailed bloody up against some hard wood."

"Top reddit posters should use their karma to help the environment They are already experts at recycling."