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Joke of the Day

"What the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke."

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"Anakin: Want to go out? Padme: Ew. You're 9. Anakin: Padme: Talk to me in a decade when the age gap between us is exactly the same."
"Dinner-$25 Margarita-$8 Girls night out-$33 Yelling ""Hey Sl@t"" and watching 12 different girls turn around- Priceless"
"Kid 1 swallows coin: rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin: wait for it to pass Kid 3 swallows coin: deduct from their allowance"
"How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month."
"Now that Donald Trump is actually building the wall, I hear Mexicans are depressed I'm sure they'll soon get over it"
"Why is there only 50 shades of grey? Why not 5,000? What's stopping them?"
"If farting under the covers is a Dutch oven... is doing it in the shower a German oven?"
"What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
"How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car? He didn't"