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Joke of the Day

"How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ? small loan of 100 million dollars"

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger? Picasso"

"A Polish guy goes for eye test. Doctor points towards the last line on Eye Test Chart, S I S Z T R Z T O W S K I Doctor, ""Can you read that?"" Polish guy, "" Read that? I fucking know that guy!!!"""

"Man next to to me just said into his phone ""You caught me in the middle of a sandwich."" He's lying. He is not in a sandwich."

"Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes? Cause' freedom RINGS!"

"What do you call Trump riding the presidential plane? Hair Force One"

"What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS"

"If i had to guess, i would guess that the number one search word on Bing is Google."

"The older I get, the more I watch Ferris Bueller and root for him to get caught."

"Is it true that in prison sometimes a man will try to kiss another gentleman even if he doesn't want to kiss him back?"