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Joke of the Day

"I'd let you be the reason my cheeks blush.. All four of them"

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Cause it runs in your jeans."

"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being."

"What do guys like but are afraid of? Girls"

"Why did the hipster never catch a fish? Because he didn't go in the mainstream"

"How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her."

"What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor."

"The worst is when you're on a cruise ship that turns into an Autobot to fight a sea monster and you had a decent game of shuffleboard going"

"Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk."

"What is a whale's favorite song? Shout."