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Joke of the Day

"What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor."

"Really funny joke What's Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"

"Do you like apples? How bout I fuck you in the ass, how'd you like them apples!"

"Easter Kids' Joke 2 What do you call a brown bunny that comes a day after Easter? Choco-late."

"I don't think Jesus would be mad if he came back and saw what the world has become. He might be a bit cross, though."

"Dear sleep, I know we had problems when I was younger, but now I love you."

"""I'm going to France next summer."" ""Oh, really?"" ""No, De Gaulle."""

"""Stressed"" backwards is ""desserts"" so chill and have that cupcake."

"Why couldn't JFK become a boxer? Because he couldn't take a shot to the head."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Who are we kidding, feminists can't change anything."