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Joke of the Day
"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Cause it runs in your jeans."
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"What can I get you to drink? ""Pepsi"" Is Peps- Uh one moment please [In kitchen, to manager] I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do?"
"Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market. Oh the irony."
"What do blind people think of a basketball? It's a never ending story."
"What do you call a fat doctor? Fat with a P.H.D"
"*God provides manna from heaven* ""Is there gluten in this?"""
"Pretty Punny! What did the cat stripper say when she found out she was being replaced by a younger pussy?????? You've gotta be Kitten me!"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? He walked. J.K................... Rowling"
"Nobody gracefully gets out of a beanbag chair."
"How is light beer like having sex in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."