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Joke of the Day

"A guy goes to the doctor and is given a prescription. ""Do I take this with anything?"" ""Yeah, your face."""

"What type of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans."

"Why does the pedophile like Halloween? Free shipping."

"What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes? [removed]"

"My safe word is ""keep going."" It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!"

"TIFU by trying to catch fog I mist"

"If I learned anything from Aladdin it was that if u just keep lying to a girl eventually u will get to marry her and live at her dad's house"

"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? 3: a left ear, a right ear and a final frontier. (Courtesy of my dad)"

"Eating that peanut butter cup was better than sex. Believe me, sex with a peanut butter cup isn't that great. They're selfish lovers."

"Two hookers on a corner.... One says to the other, ""You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"". The second one thinks for a second and says ""No, but I once got swung around by the nipples"""