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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights."

"What format do Emo's prefer to compress files? .RAR"

"Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!"

"Mad props to New York for dressing up as New Orleans for Halloween."

"Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water."

"Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet? He thought the ad said '24 carrots'"

"Did you hear about the guy who went to the ER with 15 little toy ponies stuck up in his rear end? Doctors say his condition is stable."

"A guy walks into a bar and orders ten shots... Poor guy, he was filled with bullets in the end of the day."

"(This one is better said than read)... What do you call a fish with no eyes?... ...a ***Fsh!!***"

"My high school girlfriend got ""uses her kids as her facebook profile picture"" fat."