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Joke of the Day
"What would I be if I were twice myself? a meme."
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"My friend David lost his ID Now we just call him Dave"
"A boy asks his mom: ""Why is my skin so much darker than yours and Dad's?"" ... she says: ""That was a pretty wild orgy, be glad you don't bark"""
"Here is a racist joke. How are black people and apples similar? They both look good hanging from trees"
"The most terrifying thing a woman can say to me is ""notice anything different?"""
"My dog just attacked the pizza delivery man WHY ARE MY BEST FRIENDS FIGHTING"
"Why did the pasta get in trouble? Because he was stroganoff!"
"How did the aquarium win the battle? Giant Fish Tanks."
"Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food."
"What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners"