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Joke of the Day
"What would I be if I were twice myself? a meme."
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"Why did the Donkey Vacuum sell so poorly? Because it sucked ass."
"What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag? Na-na boo-boo"
"*Getting a tattoo* Me(to tattoo artist)-Do you ever make the bzzz-sounds with your mouth when you're using a regular pen on your spare time?"
"""Why did u jump off that bridge?"" My friend did it too ""Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u?"" Yes. I literally just said that"
"I feel like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have a $1 bet that Trump can make Hillary president and Bill can make her not president."
"Sitting Indian Style When I was in third grade the teacher told us to sit Indian Style. So I drank a 30 case of beer and laid in a gutter."
"If youre ever cold, stand in a corner. Most corners are 90 degrees."
"First Cannibal: ""Have you seen the dentist?"" Second Cannibal: ""Yes he filled my teeth at dinner time."""
"I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with because I have been tripping all week."