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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a zoo. The only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"...and then the whiskey whispered ""You should totally tell her about what your ex used to do to you in bed."""

"Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms."

"Why is Daredevil not a part of the Avengers? Because he doesn't work with Vision"

"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 1. It used to be the joke was ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"" Now it's: if ya drug 'er, ya fug 'er."

"Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company"

"WIFE: I just bought toilet paper. How are we out already? ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess"

"Am I the only one that sees the irony? In a Christian calling Scientology crazy?"

"What is H1B for ""Come here often?"" ? Visit this establishment frequently ?"

"What is 4,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start."