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Joke of the Day
"Websites that automatically play music are like strangers who try to talk to you on a plane."
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"please god what the hell did i do to deserve all this *flashback to 12 years ago when i threw a flashbang at my own team in CounterStrike*"
"Have a box of tissues on hand when you watch ""Ghosts of Girlfriends Past"" on DVD, guys. And, yes, I mean for the copious weeping. Jerks."
"How many brits are needed to change a light bulb None they just terminate their apartment contract."
"How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb? None. Their parents will do it for them."
"Why do people say ""Be there or be square""? Because if you're not there, then you're not around."
"I was going to make my friend some spaghetti... But sadly he pasta whey!"
"She's not my fake internet girlfriend, she's my eBae."
"I wish I were poor for one day. Because being poor every day is not something I like waking up to."