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Joke of the Day

"Anyone have a good birthday joke? My sister's birthday is today, and I'm looking for a good one to call her with."

"What is the deadliest bear? Seriously... I don't know the punchline to this, help me out."

"Donald - Knock knock Hilary- Who's there? Donald - Interrupting Donald Trump Hilary - Interrupting Don--- Donald - WRONG!"

"Shout out to the people who are wondering what the opposite of in is."

"(Politics) If trump becomes president... And he identified as a female or got a sex change, would he then be the first woman president?"

"A reddit mod walks into a bar... She promptly kicks everyone out, locks the doors and, declaring herself to be the bartender, proceeds to get drunk with power."

"Son, do we have any dopted? Son: What is a dopted? Dad: You are! Son: Ha ha funny one dad.(Sarcastically) Dad: I'm not your dad!"

"When you start trying to pick out names for a baby, you realize how many jerks you know with different names."

"My friend Mark called me pretentious so I slapped him with my silk handkerchief."

"Boss: Can I have a word with you? Me: You just had 7 with me. Good talk. Boss: But.. Me: Shhhhhhh....."