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Joke of the Day

"How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb? None. Their parents will do it for them."

"What's the difference between my dick and my shot gun? my daughter didn't cry when the gun went off in her mouth!"

"What do you call a mountain of kittens? A meowtain"

"So far my favorite part about being pregnant is telling people I'm not pregnant when they ask when I'm due."

"Q: Ever heard of the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? A: It wooden run."

"What is a similarity between a Rubik's cube and a dick? The longer you play with it, the harder it gets."

"What is the worst piece in undersea chess? The prawn."

"Today, I went to the toilet without bringing my phone. There are 178 tiles in the bathroom all and 6 stalls in total."

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"

"Why did the snowman have a smile on his face? Because the snowblower was coming down the block."