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Joke of the Day
"If Bruce Wayne was Jewish, would he have had a bar mitzvah or a bat mitzvah?"
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"Had to dump my Amish girlfriend.... she drove me buggy."
"A hawk snatched my gf's chihuahua today.. ..it got rid of that annoying bitch for me in one fowl swoop."
"want to hear my limousine joke na its too long"
"What's the difference between a blowjob and a ham sandwich? wanna go to lunch?"
"If you think your days bad... Think of all the shit plumbers have to go through"
"The toilet on the train was out of order, so I had to sit there and hold it for half an hour. A woman who was sat opposite, looked at me in disgust and asked ""Is that a fucking poo in your hand?"""
"he's my french step dad... i call him my faux pa."
"[asking a girl out] ME: So do you have a dog? HER: Yes, I do. She's very playful. ME: *nervously* Do you know if she's busy later?"
"At one time I had majority ownership shares in the UK top BBQ company. Somedays I wish I never sold my stake."