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Joke of the Day
"Why don't Buddhists have Instagram? They don't believe in the concept of a selfie."
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"Microsoft is like a stripper. They don't like you, but they act like they do so you can give them more money."
"I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him. That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way your in my light!"
"What did one gay sperm say to the other? ""How am I supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"""
"Never trust an asshole. They're often full of shit. ^^^Sorry"
"What's worse than a dead lawyer? A living one."
"What's the difference between a gay and a microwave.... You can't brown a sausage in a microwave"
"If you assume all turtlenecks have sleeves, prepare to have your world rocked when this jacket comes off."
"Anal is like brushing your teeth. If you see blood your not doing it enough."