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Joke of the Day

"[TIFU] I picked up somebody else's sandwich at Subway Ooops, wrong sub!"

"Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier... if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!"

"Plastic Surgeon Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?"

"Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner? Because someone stole his boat."

"What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck? Mashed potatoes."

"Crappy wordplay jokes... ...the cruelest form of punishment. I'll let myself out now."

"Polishing my shoes I was walking downtown when I saw a black man carrying a tv set, and it looked just like mine. So I ran back home and to my relief mine was still there polishing my shoes."

"I have a thing for women with dark hair and dark eyes, and that thing is called a penis."

"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you'll wish you had a fucking club and a spade."

"Sisters thinking of joining isis are infatuated with i products."