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Joke of the Day
"Why did Microsoft skip windows 9? Because 7 ate 9"
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"What do feminists and Redditors have in common? They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them."
"ME (wearing Tommy Hilfiger): ready to go? GF: not until u put on something less hideous TOMMY HILFIGER (climbs off me): that was unnecessary"
"How do all racist jokes start? *looks around everywhere*"
"Blonde joke ""Nurse, could you please take Mr. Oliver's pulse?"" ""Why? Doesn't he have one of his own?"""
"Where did Pedobear go to college? Brigham Young"
"good parents A mother said to her son, ""Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving."" The son replied, ""Maybe he has good parents then!"""
"My HP printer died today It was like a Brother to me."
"How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick"
"I masturbated on a roller-coaster once... ...it was a real white-knuckle ride."