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Joke of the Day
"What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common? Hare loss."
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"Two Chemists Two chemists go out for a nice meal. The drinks were okay. The meal was OK too. They both died."
"When my teacher wanted to see an example of a ringed molecule... I got my arsole out."
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"Your call is very important to us. So please enjoy this 40 minute flute solo."
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"How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving."