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Joke of the Day
"A good way to make friends is to crawl under the bathroom stall quickly before they can get away"
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"Sorry I yelled ""chug it"" to your baby, as you were breastfeeding."
"I've waited all year to post this this"
"Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!"
"How does a Mexican cut their pizza? Little Caesars"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender looks up and shouts, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" ""You have a drink called Steve?"""