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Joke of the Day
"Why are dyslexia kids scared of Christmas? Satan comes down the chimney."
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"My nephew ran in and jumped on me while I was napping. I handled it well. If ""handled it well"" means ""punched a 9-year-old in the kidneys."""
"What do you call a black Roy Rogers. Leroy Rogers."
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"I've ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child."
"[OC] What type of music do Irish people listen to? Pubstep"
"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his butt."
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"This is not a joke"
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