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Joke of the Day

"Does life imitate art or does art imitate life? Either way I've lost 1000 dollars playing poker with these dogs"

"Today's Favorited tweet is tomorrow's Facebook update."

"I know 1 really sick joke He has been in the hospital for years."

"LEGALIZE MEDICINAL MURDER"

"What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip) Telegram Telephone Tell a woman Perhaps not very politically correct in the times we live in, but worth a slight chuckle."

"If there was a male cow made out of earth... That would be terrible."

"Nothing's Ever Right by Mona Lott"

"Did you hear about the erectile dysfunction support group meeting? It was a total flop, nobody came."

"You can't run through a camping ground. You can only *ran* because it's past tents."

"What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi I'll let myself out now."