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Joke of the Day

"The village people asked all the wrong questions I mean... Why not MCA?"

"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for our anniversary... I know it wasn't a great gift, but I loved seeing her face light up when she opened it."

"How do you become a millionaire in post-Brexit UK? First, start off with a billion pounds.."

"*pulls away from kissing -What does CVS stand for?"

"Hell is nothing but a bunch of moms asking for help with their laptops."

"I don't usually make anal sex jokes... ...butt fuck it"

"When covering gay marriage debates avoid asking ""which of you is the woman?"" It's the shorter guy."

"From my 91 year old grandpa Q: What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? A: You can't hear a vita-min."

"Did you hear about the truck that spilt concrete across the road? It wasn't cement to happen."

"What's the similarity between a mobile phone and a clitoris? Both turn on with the touch of a finger and every cunt's got one."