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Joke of the Day

"I recently learned my friend likes to be dominated by his girlfriend in bed. I wouldn't have pegged him for that."

"The people of Pompeii... Mannequin challenge champions since 79AD"

"The baby gets furious when I try to undress him. He gets that from his mother."

"Man walks into a zoo. There was only one animal. It was a dog. It's a shitzu."

"The secret to success is to surround yourself with people that don't know you."

"Freddie Gray's death was a real Homie-cide"

"How come Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They always just Klingon to it"

"A guy walks into a Barr... and Roseanne's like, ""Hey! Watch where you're going!"""

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton would have never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"Black people, want to piss white people off? Open a restaurant. And don't serve coffee or brunch."