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Joke of the Day

"ATM A man asks a trainer in the gym: ""I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?"" Trainer replies: ""Use the ATM"""

"Did you hear about the Mexican killer that owned trains? He had loco-motives"

"What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl? They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)"

"A guy got run over by the PopeMobile yesterday. I guess he didn't see the sign that said ""Cross traffic does not stop."""

"What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it? We Can't Alope"

"My class has a field trip to the Coca-Cola factory All the other kids are excited, but I am just praying that there's no pop quiz."

"Why do indie kids suck at karate? They never got past the white belt."

"What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime."

"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"

"Why is Han Solo a loner? Because he's solo."