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Joke of the Day

"Why so serious? A lady asked me if I thought she was wearing to much makeup. I told her it depends ... on whether she was trying to kill Batman or not."

"More valuable than Superman The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."

"I like my women like I like my hamburgers With enriched white buns..."

"Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes and I have another pair just like it at home."

"What presidential candidate currently has a beard? Hillary Clinton."

"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot."

"Maybe you never should have domesticated your peeves."

"My pharmacist thinks I'm a pedophile. He keeps putting labels on my pills telling me to keep away from children."

"What's a crohn's patient's favourite punctuation? A semi-colon!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !"