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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost."

"I didn't realize how many of the songs on my iPod are about sex and drugs until I hit ""shuffle"" in a car with a 12-year-old in it."

"What did the SJW do for Halloween? Went trigger-treating."

"Do you know the definition of a bonehead? Someone who's marrow minded."

"Was your ass freed from enslavement? Because it's off the chain."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ? Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !"

"My car is supposed to have self-inflating tires. I don't believe it though. I think they just talk a big game."

"A woman at Wal-mart said she was better than me. I told her to get off her high scooter."

"I've got 40 raisins in my savings account ...oh no wait, that's my currant account."

"How does Hasbro test tickle me elmo's? They have test-tickles."