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Joke of the Day
"What falls first an apple or a black man? An apple because the balackman hangs."
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"I texted my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."
"You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler) A democratic senator from Kentucky."
"What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign? Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse? Hydrogen ^^^^please ^^^^spare ^^^^me"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, glass ceilings don't have lightbulbs!"
"My boss wanted to know why I was away for so long. I told him I was in the restroom and he doesn't believe me. He insists I'm lying but I'm really just full of shit."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. Shoulda cooked it on aloha temperature"
"Why are so many Koreans named Park? Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes."
"The human body can survive three weeks without food, three days without water but only three hours without wifi."
"The wife complains I never buy her flowers. I never knew she sold them."