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Joke of the Day

"Why are so many Koreans named Park? Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes."

"I've decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning"

"People who hit Reply All to 20+ recipients and then say, ""Thanks!""--please know, you are going to Hell. Nothing can save you. Nothing."

"If Hitler was alive today and had his own hotel, he would charge for wifi."

"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe"

"Never yell about your hatred towards black eyes at a NAACP convention."

"If I had a dollar for every time I said this I would be making money in a real weird way! Best comic I ever heard, Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005)."

"""HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU?! Seriously? You're 10 years old."" ""..."" ""Beer before liquor, never sicker. NEVER. SICKER."""

"TIL that Funimation has an unreleased Dragon Ball Z episode where they just improved the whole script. Oops. Wrong dub. (Real oops. Meant to type improvised)"

"I only get laid because of who I am... A rapist! -Rodney Dangerfield, RIP"