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Joke of the Day
"The wife complains I never buy her flowers. I never knew she sold them."
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"There is no panic like the panic you feel when you think you may have clogged the toilet at someone else's house."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other COCK!"
"I dig, You dig, We dig, He dig, She dig, They dig, It might not be a very beautiful poem, but at least, it's quite deep."
"Apparently today is coming out day in Chile."
"Why are normal human body temperatures around 98.7*F? Because we're all a little obtuse."
"What do slutty nurses go as for Halloween?"
"Roses are red... Grass is greener When I think of you I play with my wiener"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."
"There are two types of people in the world... ...those who pee in the shower, and liars."