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Joke of the Day

"You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler) A democratic senator from Kentucky."

"if darth vader hadn't gotten a job working for palpatine, what would have been his backup plan? anakin dogwalker"

"Life is what happens between Apple product releases."

"What do you call a college scholarship for a black guy? all of them."

"What do you call a well hung black man? Dead."

"A dead-beat Dad is on AskReddit... He opens a thread asking ""Will my father ever love me?"" He hides the child comments."

"My math teacher kept giving easy parabolas and circles until the test day when he gave a large, difficult hyperbola. The long con."

"What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it? A Sioux Flay"

"Why are black people so good at basketball? The core elements of the game are things they have been doing forever. Shoot, steal and run."

"[NSFW] What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."