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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian woman on the moon? an Astronaut"
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"Steak puns... a rare medium well done."
"Rick Astley will lend you his Pixar collection... But he's never gonna give you Up."
"Better than a Justin Bieber concert: 1. Being deaf. 2. A rattlesnake bite. 3. Chewing razor blades. 4. Licking a public toilet seat."
"The Eddie Izzard Diabetic Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-CAKRDTH"
"I've run out of things to be upset about. I hope Justin Bieber has kids soon."
"imagine explaining a magazine to a teen today ""yeah it's four bucks, there's like 900 words on 32 pages, and you'll get another next month"""
"A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic toy horses up his anus His condition was stable."
"How does Hillary Clinton say goodbye? ""Seizure later!"""
"""Let me be clear"" the sliding glass door said as I face planted it."