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Joke of the Day

"The Eddie Izzard Diabetic Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-CAKRDTH"

"Air & Sex - Joke Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"Where did the Japanese watch their movies in WWII The Pacific Theatre"

"Who created the first diswasher? God, and her name was Eve."

"Do you remember the ""Hold a coke with your boobs"" challenge ? It was a trend a while back to promote awareness for breast cancer. I'm just glad a similar stunt wasn't pulled for prostate cancer."

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they could not understand."

"I feel like the average weatherman is just meteor-ocre."

"How do you get down off of an elephant? You don't, you get down off of a duck."

"A Spanish-speaking sailor met Poseidon and asked the God of the Water if he was wet all the time? Poseidon: ""Sea, Senor!"""

"Punctuation Let's eat Grandpa Let's eat, Grandpa. Correct punctuation can save a person's life ."