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Joke of the Day
"A man was hospitalised with 6 plastic toy horses up his anus His condition was stable."
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"My gf was a virgin until recently ;) Too bad I still am."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face"
"Look, no hands! The worst thing you could hear during a prostate exam."
"Beware the SATA of March Much faster than the IDEs"
"One difference between Men & Women is nicknames. Woman: This is Michelle, we call her Shelly Man: This is Johnny, we call him Long Nuts"
"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just beat the bulb for being broke and the room for being black!"
"What's the first thing a redneck buys when going to a family reunion? Condoms."
"If Obama was in Mortal Kombat... He'd be called ""Baraka Obama"""
"What's brown and sticky A brown stick"