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Joke of the Day

"Did you know statistically you're more likely to be killed by a coconut falling from a tree than by a coconut stabbing you with a breadknife"

"Why should you always bring charmander along when camping? Because he's the fire starter."

"Just found out that 'aaaaarrrrggghhhh' isn't a real word I can't tell you how angry I am"

"The fact that there isn't a brand of crackers called Cracka Ass Crackers really makes me lose faith in black entrepreneurial spirit."

"What animal is endangered by tooth decay? Molar bears!"

"Are you the fourth derivative of a position function? Cause you're a jerk!"

"""WHAT DO WE WANT?!"" ""SELF-CONFIDENCE!"" ""WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!"" *everyone breaks eye contact and starts mumbling*"

"another bar joke a duck walks into a bar wearing a shoe. the bartender says, ""so you lost a shoe?"" and the duck says, ""no, i found one"""

"A pirate with a steering wheel on his crotch walks into a bar The bartender says, ""You know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"" And the pirate replies, ""Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"""

"Why are higher quality CD/DVD players white? Because they read."