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Joke of the Day

"How does praying lead to a blow job? I don't know, ask an alter boy."

"How many feminists you need to change a lamp? ""That's not funny..."""

"New guy at work is getting all the attention because of his third nipple... He wont stop milking it!"

"Unless you're planning to lay there shirtless in an open casket, there really is no point to killing yourself with diet and exercise."

"""BE CAREFUL! I HAVE OSTEOPOROSIS!"" She snapped."

"Great job keeping shit out of my eye, eyelash that's currently in my eye."

"Why should you not trust atoms? They make up everything."

"Next OSX version announced!!! It will be called ""El Chapo"""

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? Halfway"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just shoot the room for being black."