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Joke of the Day

"How does praying lead to a blow job? I don't know, ask an alter boy."

"I hope I die doing something extreme like climbing Mt. Everest or telling a woman I don't like her new haircut."

"What do you call a tribal poet? Shake-A-Spear!"

"Apparently being a mother is the hardest job in the world. They're probably right. I can definitely see brain surgeons struggling to put Frozen into a DVD player."

"Making love is like an unpredictable stock market If you don't pull out you're in deep shit"

"Yo mamma so fat she blocked everyone on facebook"

"How many kids does Adrian Peterson have? More than you can shake a stick at"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"Some fantastically good advice about proper care of your butthole. That's right. Your butthole. [PIC]"

"I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women [FIXED] Turns out they're way harder to pick up than I thought."