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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !"

"Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach? Because the princess was always on another Castle."

"Thinking about wearing Uggs this summer? Just remember that blonde girl in the movie 'Taken'. She wore Uggs during the summer and died."

"What do you call the study of butts? Analysis."

"Just been watching the Olympic ladies beach volleyball and there's already been a wrist injury. But I should be okay by Monday."

"If I went back in time I'd tell myself... ""Don't wait until 29 to become a stripper. You get to be naked, drunk and get paid for it!"""

"What do you calls sushi in Serbia? Nishikori"

"Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? A: By sticking to the chicken's foot."

"Things that just weren't meant to be heated in a microwave: lettuce, mustaches, avocados, sarcasm, other microwaves, oranges. And that's it."

"There are 30 cows. 28 chickens. How many didn't? 10"