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Joke of the Day
"I had sex on a camping trip for the first time recently... It was fucking in tents."
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"When God created china he knew he would never have to make anything else again....."
"Why is Mike Pence magic? He can turn fruits to vegetables"
"I was at the confessional booth the other day and I asked the priest if he thought it would be a good idea to stop masturbating He said ""Sure, If it bothers you, I'll stop""."
"""So, you speak German?"" ""NEIN!"""
"""Four more years! Four more years! Four more years!"" The parole board chants, as I enter my hearing. This was not a good sign."
"What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you."
"I watched a porn where the guy had a thing for older women. It was a coming of age story."
"A young girl walks in on her dad peeing... The dad fumbles around trying to cover up. Then the girl says ""don't worry dad. I've seen one before. Mommy brushes her teeth with the neighbor's."""
"How awkward would it have been for coach if he put in Air Bud and they lost."