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Joke of the Day
"I had sex on a camping trip for the first time recently... It was fucking in tents."
Next Joke
"I'm sorry that you invited me over to your apartment for dinner and I created a negative Yelp review about the experience"
"If I was an Oreo, how would you eat me? Wrong. It's a trick question. People can't be Oreos."
"Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big."
"The elephant and the naked man. What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you eat with that?"" :D"
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking... J. K. Rowling"
"I tried making jokes about fat people ... but none of them worked out."
"You had me at ""I bet I can get that whole thing in my mouth."""
"A drug dealer sold me shoes today I don't know what he laced them with because I've been tripping all day."
"I like to play chess with old bald men at the park. ..Although its hard to find 32 of them"