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Joke of the Day

"Why is Mike Pence magic? He can turn fruits to vegetables"

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot... The bartender says, ""Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"", says the parrot."

"I bought a book on eBay called, ""How to scam on eBay"". That was 2 months ago, and it's not arrived yet"

"How Germans does it take to change a light bulb? NEIN!"

"If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist... I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment."

"Be glad that Hitler existed. Think about all of the Jew jokes we would have missed without him!"

"People say I'm a stand up guy.. ....but I prefer to sit down when I can. Good morning everyone!"

"Nepal Joke So Nepal got hit by two 7 magnitutde quakes so is it now 7/11?"

"Hey girl, are you a group of integrable functions? because I would love to find the area under those curves"

"Whats the most common work of fiction? The average persons resume"