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Joke of the Day

"I watched a porn where the guy had a thing for older women. It was a coming of age story."

"I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !"

"In order to finish my 2016 resolution, i cut off my left leg... That way, I'll reach my goal of losing 20 pounds AND start 2017 off on the right foot!"

"What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician? A beggar has retained his integrity."

"What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan? Gotta go fast!"

"Did you hear David Copperfield got AIDs? He did Magic."

"The failure of my business confounds me. It just doesn't make cents."

"Stressed Out A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' and I said 'Relax man, you're two tents!"

"Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"Q. Why do men like love at first site? A. It saves them a lot of time."