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Joke of the Day
"I'm pretty sure the rule at Starbucks is the slowest employee makes the drinks"
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"A new study finds marijuana users are not more likely to have car accidents. Mostly because they're usually too high to find their cars."
"Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail? ...because it was a pdf file."
"[dogs around campfire] *flashlight on face* and when I came back without the ball it was in his hand the whole time"
"What happened to the frog who parked illegally? he got toad"
"I have a friend who is half-Indian... He's Ian."
"What's the difference between Geno Smith and a porn star? Nothing, they both suck dick. As a Jets fan it hurts to say. But it's been kind of true."
"If you never used that plastic thing that keeps pizza from sticking to the box lid as GI Joe's poker table you're too mature for me."
"Three midgets walk into a bar.. sorry I have hit my lowest with this one."
"Why was the broom late? It overswept!"