58414

Joke of the Day

"Feminists hate words with masculine-sounding roots... ...maybe that's why none of them have any manners."

"I used to work at a public swimming pool But I got fired because every time I saw an Islamic family I pointed to the no bombing sighn"

"My dad will walk across the living room with a bowl of soup to the brim, shoelaces untied, because history has taught him nothing."

"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band. I would stand at the back, doing my ting."

"What do you do when you come across a tiger in the jungle? Wipe it off an apologize."

"I like my Men like I like my Coffee I'm Mormon. I'm not allowed."

"That Schrodinger guy used to throw some great parties... ... about half the time."

"Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle!"

"/r/jokes is like a beginner's fencing class. Lots of unwanted riposte."

"If you have 6+ numbers after your name as part of your Twitter handle I can only assume you're an inmate & tweeting from prison."