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"How do you know a wood pieces history? You check its logbook"
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"Why did the Russian man keep making excuses? He was just stalin for time"
"She criticized my apartment... So I knocked her flat"
"No one, NO ONE, hates their life more than the dude driving a minivan with the stick figure family decals on the back window."
"Why so the French line their streets with trees? So the Germans can march in the shade"
"Why are my jokes strikingly similar to your sperm? They're killed almost instantly by assholes."
"My girlfriend is like a motorcycle I dont have a motorcycle"
"NYC parks department on naked Trump statue: ""NYC Parks stands firmly against any unpermitted erection in city parks, no matter how small."""
"What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"""Honey, you're not really nice to your son"" ""Which one do you mean? Steve, John or the fat one?"""