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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a wood pieces history? You check its logbook"
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"Be careful when you ROFL! I once heard a joke in a scissor factory... It left me in stitches."
"A great high-intensity workout is maintaining a neutral expression when someone tells you about a cool place to hear electronic music."
"Your hips may not lie but your pushup bra is a sociopath."
"Sixteen sodiums walk into a bar... ...followed by Batman."
"A dog walks into a bar..... Bartender comes over and asks....""why do you look so rough?"""
"Did you hear about the gay midget? he just came out of the cabinet."
"Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer."
"What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
"My twittercide will be like the final scene in BraveHeart but a doughnut will fall from my hand in slowmo instead of an embroidered hanky."